Cheesy Romance Month: City of Angels

city_of_angelsHow in the hell did this movie stay so far off of my radar? Seriously! This thing screams cheesy romance. It has the perfect blend of Meg Ryan, random male star du jour, and a silly plot based on a contrived premise. Why did it take me, neigh, three years to actually tackle this thing? Well, I guess since this month is dedicated to typically cheerful comedies, City of Angels tends to sometimes get passed over. This thing has been a long time coming so let’s tear into this piece of shit!

In its most base form, City of Angels is the story of Nicolas Cage’s character, Seth. He is an angel that wants to denounce his angelic ways in order to have sex with Meg Ryan’s character, Dr. Maggie Rice. That is really about it. I mean, sure, the movie likes to pretend that it has some overarching plot about the frailty of life and the acceptance of death, but in truth, this is just a movie about an angel giving up his wings in order to get a little action before his love interest is killed by the plot contrivance truck. Continue reading

Crit or Miss: Under My Skin

On this sultry episode of Crit or Miss, I talk about the romance and relationship RPG from Black & Green Games called Under my Skin. Will this game be the first one to get a crit or will it just be another miss?

Cheesy Romance Month: Mini Review: Cruel Intentions

cruel_intentions_ver1So yeah… My life has gotten insanely busy recently and tragically I ran out of time to write a full review for this one. So I apologize for this one. But all things considered, you aren’t really missing much. This is the 1990’s when shallow remakes of classic literature reigned supreme. As such, Cruel Intentions may very well be the worst of them all. A story about an upper class kids being assholes to one another, the movie is downright unwatchable even when you are one of the people who are the target demographic. It is no wonder that this movie has quickly been lost to the sands of time.  Continue reading

Crit or Miss: The Thing: Who Goes There?

On this episode of Crit or Miss, I take on the Scribd downloaded passion product of Michael Tresca based on the John Carpenter close quarter masterpiece, The Thing!

100 Greatest Wrestlers of All Time: 40-31

We are certainly hitting the home stretch! Now that we are getting into the top 40 of the Greatest Wrestlers of All Time, we are starting to get to the point where we know who is in the Top 40… We just wonder where they are going to fall. Please be sure to check the other links as well to get the full list.

Honorable Mention
100-91
90-81
80-71
70-61
60-51
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Crit or Miss: Beast the Primordial

On the latest episode of Crit or Miss, Tanner tackles one of the newest games released in the Chronicles of Darkness line, Beast the Primordial. Will I get a crit or will the Nat-1’s just keep piling up? I guess you will just have to watch the video to find out.