Tag: Monster Movie

Tanner Reviews Python

230px-PythoncoverBoy I am running out of ideas aren’t I. Considering the fact that I am dirt poor at the moment and coming off of a Mountain bender, I feel the need to cleanse and talk about something that I actually like. Oh yes, I actually quite enjoy some straightforward CGI exploitation, SyFy Channel Original movie from time to time (back in the days when it was called SciFi and had a little more personality than today which is the equivalent of a wet hat). Now I could talk about Sharknado, but honestly what can I say about it that everyone else hasn’t already said about it besides it was a good movie, but Rotten Tomatoes you have lost all credibility in my book when the film ranks somewhere in the 90% of certified fresh. It is good, it isn’t THAT DAMN GOOD. But I digress, no, I wish to talk about one of the original fake CGI splooge fests that graced our television screens before SciFi started ramming it down out throats, Python. Continue reading “Tanner Reviews Python”

Tanner Reviews Godzilla (2014 Film)

Godzilla_(2014)_posterSo we start off the summer blockbusters of 2014 (or at least for this site) with the legendary Tokyo destroying lizard monster himself, Godzilla. Last week I reviewed the 1998 version of Godzilla as a sort of precursor to this review. After watching that and then checking out the most recent incarnation of the gigantic reptile… I have to say that I see very little difference between the two… Well if you also combined it with Godzilla vs. Mothra. Which isn’t necessarily a bad thing in my book. As I mentioned in my review, I did enjoy the Emmerich movie as a popcorn watch a lizard tear apart New York type of movie and Godzilla vs. Mothra is arguably the best film in the franchise… But when you release a movie that was supposed to reignite the franchise that was killed by the Emmerich film and combine what is considered to be one of the worst Godzilla movies with one of the best… Well then you have a bit of a problem on your hands in this critics opinion. Continue reading “Tanner Reviews Godzilla (2014 Film)”